Rais Yatim Jokes on Twitter

Here are Twitter's Responses to Rais Yatim, Malaysia's Information and Communication Minister, when he asked Muslims and other religious groups to be wary of the INTERNET as it was introduced by the West.

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Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he farted, it was the Big Bang.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, his girlfriend was Eve.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he uses a Nokia 3210

Rais Yatim is so ancient, Parameswara asked him for directions

Rais Yatim is so ancient, Napster ruled

Rais Yatim is so ancient, the King calls him Datuk before confering the title.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, when he went to school, there was no history class

Rais Yatim is so ancient when they couldn’t find his DNA when they were building Jurassic Park

Rais Yatim is so ancient, the world globe at his home is still flat

Rais Yatim is so ancient, that the new word for ‘Ancient’ is ‘Rais’

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he is fertile enough to lay century eggs

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he cooked The Last Supper.. and painted the painting. Not Da Vinci, damn it.

Rais Yatim is so ancient they found his footsteps next to the frozen fossil of a mammoth.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he smells like a library.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he grew the Garden of Eve

Rais so ancient you can only tell his age through carbon dating

Rais Yatim is so ancient he used to be able to walk from America to Australia when all continents were still together

Rais Yatim is so ancient he still writes on papyrus

Rais Yatim is so ancient, when God said “Let there be light” he was there to flick the switch

Rais Yatim is so ancient, no one dares to auction him off at antique sale.

Rais Yatim is so ancient he helped the primes to catch The Fallen

Rais Yatim is so old, he shits dust whenever he goes.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, the dinosaurs study him for history.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he even made Yoda jealous…

Rais Yatim is so old he knew Burger King when it was still a Prince

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still hang poster of Hang Tuah in his room

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was the asteroid that slammed into the Earth to create the Moon

Rais Yatim is so ancient, his box of crayons only have black and white colours

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he was actually the Serpent.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, 20th Century Fox hired him as a consultant for the Ice Age cartoons based on his memories.

Rais Yatim is so ancient that he’s actually Gandalf the Great’s great-great grandpa

Rais Yatim is so ancient where he was with the Mayans when they predicted about 2012

Rais Yatim is so ancient that it’s the number of candles on his birthday cake that’s causing global warming

Rais Yatim is so ancient, a book about him is delayed because the publishers can’t get rights to his cave drawings

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still uses Friendster.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he helped hoist the batu bersurat from the boat.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he still watches tv on tv.

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thought Touch N Go was slang for molestation

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he probably can't "change his mode"

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he pats Parameswara on the back and says "yo bro!"

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he has a sundial on his wrist for a watch

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he worked out the mummification process for the Pharoahs

Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thought HD was High Density floppy disks